Defense Department Makes Gay Male Porn to Finance War Effort

WASHINGTON – (Disassociated Press) May 9, 2004 – United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld appeared on Capitol Hill Friday during special sessions of the Armed Services Committees of both the Senate and the House of Representatives, unveiling a heretofore secret revenue producing project that the DOD has been developing in the Iraqi prison camp at Abu Ghraib.

         “We offered reduced sentences to Iraqi prisoners who agreed to perform in gay male pornography,” Rumsfeld disclosed.  “Knowing how lucrative the porn industry is, both in the United States and worldwide, we calculated that the production and sale of such pornography would be a great financial benefit to the war effort.”

         So far, various news agencies have released some still photos of Iraqi male prisoners piled naked on top of one another, and other photos of a female American private portraying a Dominatrix in various BD/SM photos.  “The photos that the media has have been released to promote interest in the product, for the purpose of pre-sales,” stated Rumsfeld.  "There will be more graphic photos, as well as graphic videos, in the sale package when we finally go to market.” 

        Rumsfeld went on to report that the product is scheduled to be offered for sale sometime in mid-June, and that based on the reception of the Abu Ghraib project, the DOD will consider doing more revenue generating projects of this kind in the future.

         Porn star Ron Jeremy had meted praise for the project.  “It’s a pretty good first effort,” the self-proclaimed patriot Jeremy commented.  “In the future, they need to get into more penetration, and mix in some money shots, but all in all, it isn’t a bad start.”

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