Flynt Courts Coulter; Suggests She Consider Her Own Shrinking "Shelf Life”

 LOS ANGELES (Disassociated Press)  June 8, 2006 – Hustler Publisher and political activist Larry Flynt has made an offer to author/analyst Anne Coulter to pose in a Hustler spread for an undisclosed amount of money.  Flynt claims to have been prompted to this action by recent statements Ms. Coulter has made involving the widows of four New Jersey firefighters,  whose husbands were killed in the September 11, 2006 World Trade Center attacks.

         Ms. Coulter, a fan favorite of many for her courteous and diplomatic demeanor, lovingly suggested that these widows might be consoled if they were to pose for Playboy.  Ms. Coulter also sweetly but strongly advised, in her own inimitable way, that  they do this soon, while at the height of their feminine beauty.

          “I think Anne made a mistake,” Flynt explained to Disassociated Press associates.  “While it’s wonderful to see Annie actively pursuing the promotion of  pornography, she should have suggested they pose for Hustler.”

        Flynt went on to opine that Ms. Coulter herself should get onto her own Hustler spread, while she, too, is at the “apex of her feminine appeal.”

         When asked if he believed that Ms. Coulter’s new found zeal for Christianity might be an impediment to a photo shoot, Flynt responded, “I don’t think so – I once had my own bout with Christianity, but I still managed to stay solidly in smut."

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