Hell’s Prince Preps for Idol Audition; Passes on Apocalypse

 BATHSHEBA, BARBADOS (Disassociated Press) June 7, 2006 – To the surprise of some, El Gran Dia Del Diablo, the mythic date of 6/06/06, came and past with relatively little incident.  There are those who believed that this date, which bears “The Mark of the Beast;” Satan, Lucifer, The Fallen Angel, the Scourge of Mankind dating to the Garden according to Biblical passage, would portend the Armageddon, The End of the World, as depicted in Revelations.

         Disassociated Press reporters caught up with the Prince of Darkness at one of his earthly dwellings here, who was fairly light hearted about the whole matter.  “I’m not so keen on the world ending right now – I still have plans for the earth.”

         Satan went on to explain why he had chosen to forego reeking havoc and destruction upon the world yesterday.  “I’m saving my flare for the dramatic for next season’s American Idol competition.  I love that show, and intend to be next year’s American Idol!” 

        Satan continued to explain that he was currently working on a repertoire which includes a variety of works from Elton John, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland and Van Halen.    When reminded that he would be beyond the Idol age limitation, the Prince laughed, rolled his eyes, and replied, “Please – I have friends in high places in the Idol organization."

        When asked what his plans would be following the Idol competition, Satan replied, “well – 6/06/06 comes every century – the next one is right around the corner!”

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